1. No, they don’t. And they never should. If you’re reading this on Tumblr, you’re better off than 75% of the goddamn world. When I was a teenager I had to hunt and gather my own food. And fight a cat/possum hybrid for THAT food. Every night. And I had Pre-Calculus homework. Now teenagers don’t even have to interact with a human (or beast) to get a pizza, and expect a handjob when they make a C+ “because they tried”. Wussies. Hand me my walker and knife, I gotta get some food.

    No, they don’t. And they never should. If you’re reading this on Tumblr, you’re better off than 75% of the goddamn world.

    When I was a teenager I had to hunt and gather my own food. And fight a cat/possum hybrid for THAT food. Every night. And I had Pre-Calculus homework.

    Now teenagers don’t even have to interact with a human (or beast) to get a pizza, and expect a handjob when they make a C+ “because they tried”.

    Wussies.

    Hand me my walker and knife, I gotta get some food.

    (Source: already--torn)

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    hate this generation…-.- wish i lived in the good ol’ 80s.
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    ok but thats so true
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