unlikely-moments

Let me keep it 100 witchu my nig.

Mozzarella sticks are AT LEAST top 30 things ever created on this Earth. AT LEAST.

TOP 30. 

Nigga that’s higher than a fuck. 

Now the only beef I got wit Mozzarella Sticks ( they must be capitalized because they are that important) is they homie…Marinara Sauce (equally important). 

You feel me like…

Marinara Sauce tastes like red angel diarrhea but like, when you get a bad batch of some…it ruins the full experience namean. 

I’m sayin tho. Companies need to get together to stop that nasty ass psghetti sauce and water shit they try to pass off as Marinara. It’s a obimination. No. A blasphemy to the name of Marinara and Mozzarella sticks alike. 

In conclusion, get in my mouth. 

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